Monday 5 September 2011

"some days we just get stuck, and bogged down. some days all you can do is smile and wait for someone to kindly remove your butt from the hole you find it wedged into"

I have a distinct lack of energy today, can't get motivated, my heart isn't in anything I do in fact just lost the will!!!!

Very very small (or dependent on your point of view) reason MONEY, that little thing that makes the world go round and come Monday morning, the reason why I always wish that we'd done the lottery (and obviously won) on the Saturday!!!

Reality has finally hit our self extended holiday (well ish jobs were always being sought) and the bank has finally run dry. Have spent the entire morning perusing over business / loans just to discover that (and this is obviously without applying) that even for the worst credit and at a whooping 51% apr we probably wouldn't get it as they don't except applications from self employed people. HMMMM.


As its also the start of the school year and the boys are starting brand new schools which means brand new uniforms :(. I know hubby is feeling it too as he hasn't had a morsel of a job prospect in weeks now and is living in hope of his casual christmas job with the Royal mail. I start my shadowing at a nursing home on Wednesday but without a CRB through not sure when I can actually start. Thinking of making a job wishing tree, its incredible the amount of jobs that are out there but even for a receptionist job for some reason you seem to need a degree in admin stuff.

I reckon its the start of the winter blues, school is starting, reality is starting and i'm missing my friends and family. But know i'd never be able to move back, unless me and hubby got stunning jobs.

Right time to cheer myself up!!!



The Best Of The Worst Country & Western Song Titles

Dog Poop On The Pillow Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Ain't Gone To Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Shore Woke Up With A Few
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of The Pen By Now
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full Of Pennies, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
I've Got the Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

little bit better!!!












TTFN!!!!
 (i''ll try and be in a brighter mood for the next blog ;P)

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