Wednesday 28 December 2011

escaping from the country to the country - the decision has been made!

Yes we have finally made the gut renchingly hard decision to leave Norfolk and the beautiful countryside behind but to return to the towns - no WAY!!

Although amenities need to be closer we love the quiet and safeness of living in a village which means this move will be longer and more demanding than looking for a place in the country in the first place. The move will mean being within an hours drive from friends and family as opposed to sometimes 3 hours and work is plentiful for hubby and that has made him like a new man, trust me ;P

Our criteria is such
30/40 mins max drive into Hubbys new job at Heathrow. (Yes after numerous job applications and a few interviews in Norfolk, hubby applied for 3 jobs in Heathrow and got all of them :D)

Peaceful area but within a drive or 2 mile walk into a market town / town

Fields (which I will miss when we live more than I realised, obviously a country bumpkin at heart)


Close to friends and family again 30/40 mins max.

Good schools, my older son will now be home schooled as to place him into another school so late in his schooling is unfair to him but to be in areas where he would be able to enter a college or good 6th form preferable.

Good junior schools.

Good playing areas.

Community spirit. Without a doubt the hardest part of leaving Norfolk is the people (although hard to understand at times) they are without a doubt the friendliest people I have ever met. Walking the hairy one today, I moved to the side of the road to let them pass and they waved to me, not put their hand up to thank me but both man and wife were waving fiercely at me (possibly could have had toilet paper dangling behind me)  :D

Pretty, I know i've said it before but it must be pretty for example think the films "The Holiday" and "Bridget Jones Diary" will google where they were.

Close to a hospital (but not too close) for work as hubbys shifts now allow me to be able to get back to work yay! Be warned patients!!!

Ok so lets get started:

Key places so far are:

Buckinghamshire Villages:



Amersham
Stokenchurch
The Chilterns
Beaconsfield (albeit impossible due to budget)
Marlow
Gerrards Cross
down to Denham

The good people of Buckinghamshire have plenty to smile about, but now their secret is out. Max Davidson takes a tour of the county that is a house-hunter's delight
They are happy, they are healthy, they earn a packet, their kids get great GCSE results - and they live for ever. Small wonder that the residents of leafy Buckinghamshire topped a "quality of life" poll by the Halifax.
Average life expectancy in the county is the highest in the UK (79.5 years) and the percentage of home owners is a princely 77 per cent. One gets the general picture: a solid, secure, stable place to live.
But the odd thing about Buckinghamshire is that it has never been a fashionable address, compared with, say, Sussex or Gloucestershire. It would not be a wild exaggeration to call it a well-kept secret - of the kind that house-hunters love.
People whizz through the county on the M40 to Birmingham, little realising the gems lurking a few miles from the motorway - villages such as Turville, where The Vicar of Dibley is filmed, or Long Crendon, one of the many Buckinghamshire settings used in Midsomer Murders.
Buckingham itself has seen better days, and it is hard to warm to High Wycombe, but dozens of other towns and villages combine decent amenities with pleasant, attractive surroundings.
"You would be hard pushed to find a more agreeable place to live within such easy reach of London," says Alison Court, from Haddenham, one of those quintessential English villages with an old church, a duck pond, a cluster of pubs and a small army of women walking golden retrievers. It is the sense of community that she and her husband cherish: the annual cycle of summer fetes, am-dram productions and carol concerts; friendly neighbours who stop for a gossip in the street.
Haddenham and Thame Parkway station has a 50-minute train service into London Marylebone. Commuting options elsewhere in the county vary, with some as short as 30 minutes. But, hey, who needs London? As you meander through the Chilterns, or along the banks of the Thames, it is hard not to be seduced by the combination of gently rolling hills, thatched cottages, narrow streets, weatherbeaten churches and low-ceilinged pubs.
Buckinghamshire is not particularly big -most of it squashed in between the M1 and M40, on the fringes of Metroland - but it boasts remarkable variety, from the classic Thames-side town of Marlow to pretty little Brill, with its windmill, and the popular antique-hunters' haunt of Great Missenden, Roald Dahl's old home.
Some towns are notoriously expensive, such as stockbroker-belt Gerrards Cross, but there are better-value properties tucked away elsewhere. Here is a small selection of good places to start looking.
AMERSHAM
Split between the old and the new town on a hill, Amersham ticks most of the boxes: it is a spin of the wheel from the M25, but doesn't feel like it, with its Georgian houses, uncluttered centre and rural surroundings. There are good local amenities -and in 14 stops on the Metropolitan line, you can be at Baker Street.
On offer Three-bed character cottage close to Amersham on the Hill station for £289,950.
Contact Robsons, 01494 724999 www.robsonsweb.com
AYLESBURY
The county town has sprawled in recent years and is one of those places that can sometimes feel like a succession of roundabouts. But it offers an attractive mix of old and new. The historic centre, around the market square and St Mary's Church, has some handsome properties in a conservation area, and there are some interesting new developments, particularly around the regenerated canal basin. A popular grammar school is one of Aylesbury's trump cards.
Trains: 55 mins to London
On offer Affordable modern apartments, starting at £159,950, at Viridian Square, a gated development in the Waterside quarter.
Contact 0870 7551 635 www.crestnicholson.com/viridiansquare
BEACONSFIELD
Beaconsfield, highly prized by commuters, is on the "rich list" of the towns with the highest average property prices in Britain (see Britain's 50 richest towns). It is close to the M40 and has a 30-minute rail service to Marylebone. The Old Town, with its broad streets and redbrick houses, has an enviably relaxed ambience. Where better to potter around the shops and have a leisurely pub lunch? Some of the surrounding countryside is even better: the Chilterns at their verdant best.
On offer Two-bed Victorian terrace cottage in the Old Town for £325,000.
Contact Savills, 01494 731950 www.savills.co.uk
BOURNE END
Enid Blyton used to live here, and this unspoiled riverside town seems to hark back to her era. You half-expect to see the Famous Five playing tag under the weeping willows. Despite its slightly out-of-the-way feel, it is quite close to the M40. As well as tumbledown cottages, there are some impressive modern homes, particularly at Bourne End Marina.
Trains: 55mins to London
On offer Contemporary riverside townhouse with cleverly designed interior for £675,000.
Contact Savills, 01494 731950 www.savills.co.uk
GERRARDS CROSS
John le Carré coined the phrase "Gerrards Crosser" to describe a certain kind of smug middle-class Englishman. The place retains a little of that smugness - and house prices to match - but it is a salubrious, well-run town with handsome detached houses, a pukka golf club and leafy surroundings. Neighbouring Chalfont St Giles, where Milton wrote Paradise Lost, and Chalfont St Peter, the so-called gateway to the Chilterns, are also good bets.
Trains: 30 mins to London
On offer Large five-bedroom family home in the Dukes Wood area for £1.2 million.
Contact Bramptons, 01753 888800 www.bramptons.co.uk
GREAT MISSENDEN
A funky Roald Dahl museum is the latest addition to a likeable town best known for its narrow streets, tea rooms and antique shops. It is a quietish place, a bit off the beaten track, but there is a good spread of properties, from character cottages to modern semis here and in neighbouring Little Missenden.
Trains: 41 mins to London
On offer Two-bedroom period cottage in the Great Missenden conservation area for £275,000.
Contact Wynyard-Wright & Ellis, 01494 864225 www.wwe.co.uk
HADDENHAM
A large village or a small town? You could argue it either way. Haddenham has the honeysuckled cosiness of a traditional village, in which all roads seem to converge on the duck pond and the church. Shops are limited, although there is a great selection of pubs. But with estates springing up, it is gradually expanding. Haddenham and Thame Parkway station is on the doorstep, so the village is popular with commuters. Trains: 50 mins to London
On offer Semi-detached five-bedroom Edwardian home, within walking distance of the station and village amenities, for £475,000.
Contact Christopher Pallet, 01844 290440, www.christopherpallet.com
LONG CRENDON
Deliciously sleepy, unspoilt village on the Oxfordshire border. Shops and amenities are modest, but it has a good primary school and a cornucopia of pretty period properties, from half-timbered 17th-century houses to thatched cottages, most with lovingly tended gardens. Decent road and rail links to London.
Trains: (from Haddenham) 50 mins to London
On offer The Old Bakery, a large three-bed period property with an enclosed garden, for £475,000.
Contact Babingtons, 01844 202066 www.babingtons.co.uk
MARLOW
Riverside town par excellence, with a regatta in June, Marlow is one of the prettiest towns on the Thames - and pricey in consequence. The centre is a bit congested and the fringes are scruffy in places, but this is still a prime residential location, with great period properties, stylish new developments and easy access to the M4 and the M40.
Trains: 55 mins to London
On offer Four-bedroom house on popular Temple Mill Island, a gated Thameside development, for £795,000.
Contact 01494 731950 www.savills.co.uk
WESTON TURVILLE
This picture-postcard village at the foot of the Chilterns is less than five miles from bustling Aylesbury, but feels further: the surrounding area has a wonderful rustic quality. Amenities are limited, as you would expect in such a small community, but some gorgeous properties, many in a conservation area, come on the market from time to time.
Trains: (from Stoke Mandeville) 45 mins to London courtesy of www.telegraph.co.uk

Surrey Villages

South of the Airport down to Camberley / Farnborough




Surrey is a county of two halves. The northern part, some of which is in Greater London, is more suburban, while south, beyond the M25, is greener, less densely populated and contains picturesque villages set around cricket greens and with quaint pubs.
Janet has come up with six areas where affordable homes can be found. Three towns that are within easy reach of London and within the M25 are, Epsom, Walton-on-Thames and Byfleet village. Beyond the M25, Surrey becomes more rural and this is where its prettiest villages can be found. Leatherhead, which is within easy reach of the North Downs, is a town of narrow streets and some 16th-century buildings. On the southern edge of the beautiful Surrey Hills is Cranleigh. It calls itself Britain's largest village, but is the size of a small market town, and has been undergoing improvements. Sainsbury's opened there in 2004 and, this year, a Marks & Spencer food hall moved in.
"It has a really homey feel about it, with regular farmers' markets and a strong sense of community," says Janet. "If there is a downside to Cranleigh, it is that it is not on a regular rail route - although many locals see this as an advantage. People travel either to Guildford for fast trains to the capital [40 minutes] or the scenic route over the Surrey hills to Clandon station [54 minutes to Waterloo]."



Berkshire Villages


Taplow
Holyport
Windsor
Maidenhead


Obviously the further away from hubbys work we go the prettier the places seem to get, so obviously Feltham and Hounslow are off the cards!!

"The Holiday"


was filmed at Godalming and Shere



was filmed at Gloucestershire so a tad far lol!!

TTFN!!!!

Tuesday 13 December 2011

Itchy right foot!!

Yes, anyone who knows me, knows I quite often get an itchy right foot (apparently???)


Itching is sometimes thought of as one of the manifestations of the human body connected with omens and fortune.
An itchy crown of the head
You will have an advance in position.
An itchy right cheek
Someone is speaking well of you.
An itchy left cheek
Someone is speaking poorly of you.
An itchy right eye or eyebrow
You will have a meeting with an old friend.
An itchy left eye or eyebrow
You will have a great disappointment.
An itch in the Inside of the nose
You will meet trouble and sorrow
An itchy outside of the nose
You will be annoyed, cursed, kissed or meet with a fool soon.
Itchy lips
Someone is saying something disrespectful to you.
Itchy back of the neck
There will be an illness in your family.
An itchy right shoulder
You will discover a legacy.
An itchy left shoulder
You will discover sorrow.
An itchy right elbow
You will get exciting news.
An itchy left elbow
You will get meet news and losses.
An itchy right palm
You will gain some money.
An itchy left palm
You will loose some money.
An itchy spine
You will have a disappointment.
Itchy loins
You will make amends after an argument.
An itchy stomach
Someone will offer you food.
Itchy thighs
You will find somewhere else to live.
An itchy right knee
You will have a happy journey.
An itchy left knee
Your journey will be troubled with bad luck.
Itchy shins
You will have an unpleasant surprise.
Itchy ankles
You will be married or increase your wealth.
An itchy sole of the right foot
You will have a profitable journey.
An itchy sole of the left foot
You will encounter losses on your journey.
In Pure Spirit
Its easy to spot the trend; the left part of the body is typically unlucky and the right is lucky.
So according to this (and I kind you not) I have had this itchy right foot since before having my little so possibly about 14-15 months now. It encouraged me to make the move to Norfolk (yes I am superstitious)    and as my foot is STILL itchy and obviously this wasn't a profitable journey (maybe just maybe) it was the wrong journey????


Hubby's mum and sister came round the other day and his mum gave him a Jeremy Clarkson book (he enjoys the humour) the front of the book states "Will have you in stitches UNLESS you live in Norfolk" so I started reading the first chapter of the book




Clarkson on: Norfolk

In a previous life I spent a couple of years selling Paddington Bears to toy and gift shops all over Britain. Commercial travelling was a career that didn't really suit - because I had to wear one - but I have ended up with an intimate knowledge of Britain's highways and byways.
I know how to get from Cropredy to Burghwallis and from London Apprentice to Marchington Woodlands. I know where you can park in Basingstoke and that you can't in Oxford. However, I have absolutely no recollection of Norfolk. I must have been there because I can picture, absolutely, the shops I used to call on in, er, one town in this flat and featureless county. And there's another thing, I can't remember the name of one town.
The other day I had to go to a wedding in one little town in Norfolk. It's not near anywhere you've heard of, there are no motorways that go anywhere near it, and God help you if you run out of petrol.
For 30 miles, the Cosworth ran on fumes until I encountered what would have passed for a garage 40 years ago. The man referred to unleaded petrol as "that newfangled stuff" and then, when I presented him with a credit card, looked like I'd given him a piece of myrrh.
"The spoiler fascinated them because they reckoned it might be some sort of crop sprayer"
Nevertheless, he tottered off into his shed and put it in the till, thus providing that no part of the 20th century has caught up with Norfolk yet.
This is not surprising because it's nearly impossible to get there. From London, you have to go through places such as Hornsey and Tottenham before you find the M11, which sets off in the right direction, but then, perhaps sensibly, veers off to Cambridge. And from everywhere else you need a Camel Trophy Land Rover.
Then, when you get there and you're sitting around in the hotel lobby waiting for the local man to stop being a window cleaner, gynaecologist and town crier and be a receptionist for a while, you pick up a copy of Norfolk Life. It is the world's smallest magazine.
In the bar that night, when we said we had been to a wedding in Thorndon, everyone stopped talking. A dart hit the ceiling and the man behind the counter dropped a glass. "No-one," he said, "has been to Thorndon since it burned down 40 years back." Then he went off, muttering about the "widow woman".
Moving about Norfolk, however, can be fun. I am used to having people point as I go by. Most shout, "Hey, look, it's a Cosworth!" but in Norfolk they shout, "Hey, look, it's a car!"
Everywhere else people want to know how fast it goes, but in Norfolk they asked how good it was at ploughing. The spoiler fascinated them because they reckoned it might be some sort of crop sprayer.
I'm sure witchcraft has something to do with it. The government should stop promoting the Broads as a tourist attraction and they should advise visitors that ‘here be witches'.
They spend millions telling us that it is foolish to smoke, but not a penny telling us not to go to Norfolk - unless you like orgies and the ritual slaying of farmyard animals.
The next time some friends get married in Norfolk, I'll send a telegram. Except it won't get there because they haven't heard of the telephone yet. Or paper. Or ink.
 LOL).
There have obviously been some harsh words against Clarkson on this topic but after watching "Hot Fuzz" the other day I wonder if he's not wrong. The people here are the loveliest, politest people 














and it does make you think you are in a dual parallel. Its true there is no easy way in Norfolk and most definitely not but any form of public transport (despite having VERY fast trains into London) the cost has your head spinning and actually makes you consider the long and arduous trip by car instead. Normally





easy enough unless like me you are always following a tractor
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TTFN!!

That's the REAL Norfolk accent.!!!