Chav Town - "£2.50 for a bottle of wine!? no ****** way im payin that!"

I've just been to walk the dog and what have we let ourselves in for?????????????? The village itself with posh hotel, country pub and cricket ground are idyllic, the school has been classed as outstanding, there are some beautiful housing estates and then there is our housing estate. Where we used to live we knew where was good to live and basically where wasn't??

So despite a google search which resulted in me seeing lads at the top of the road all wearing hoodies, hubby said don't be silly they could have just been waiting innocently for a bus. As anyone who has ever moved away from London will know moving back isn't so easy so with a lack of funds available we had the choice of Hayes but only barely as they were well above £1200 a month (sorry Hayes residents) Slough (sorry Slough residents) High Wycombe (not the nice areas /sorry HW residents) and the further out we went the nicer it became (sorry to all of the above again). So we came here, did a bit of homework timescale allowing blah blah blah.

Anyway back to the dog walk, NO ONE picks up dog poop down our road NO ONE except us of course.

Due to the extremely balmy evening kids are playing out on roller skates, and couples are walking dogs (still not picking up poop despite obvious observers). I went past the house with the girls playing spoke to a girl who was standing on her own, well Willis introduces himself first Always and as we went past this house a girl shouts dog and just as i'm about to say he's harmless in their driveway being walked by a close relative to the royale family (sorry Royale family this may be an insult) comes a lad, smoking something??? being pulled by 2 very furious looking pitbulls, swearing under his breath...................................

Aw one second whilst I reminisce about the true countryside



Still we only have 2 and a half years here, get middle man into a grammar and have saved up in the meantime for something nicer shall we say?? So please don't worry about me hitting rightmove immediately despite having a brief look earlier when blogging for the retirement cottage by the sea and I came across a 5 bedroomed detached house in Weymouth, walk to the sea for £1000 a month, hmmm middle man doesn't start school until Monday I wonder??????????????

TTFN!!!!